My other question is: Why are there so many dang birds being given during the 12 Days of Christmas? I mean, swans, geese, calling birds, French hens, turtle doves, a partridge...Give me a break! Who wants to feed all those birds? Isn't the chance of catching bird flu a little greater, with all those birds hanging around?
As for the maids a-milking, wouldn't you have to give the cows to go along with that, so that the maids a-milking have something to milk? Or is it the maids themselves who are lactating?
What about the lords a-leaping? What are they leaping to, their deaths?
Drummers drumming and pipers piping--kinda loud, isn't it? And wouldn't you need a big house to keep all those drummers, pipers, dancing ladies and milking maids? Would they all need their own bedrooms? And what about bathroom time? I didn't include the lords a-leaping in this, because they all lept to their deaths.
So, anyway, if I HAVE to give a partridge in a pear tree, is Danny Bonduce available?
Other than a partridge in a pear tree, what else can I give my true love on the First Day of Christmas?
It's either an iPod, or Alan Partridge (A-Ha!).
Reply:Giver her a dutch oven. Wait till she's asleep. Pull the blanket over your heads, and fart your little head off until she wakes up.
If you're smart you'll have eaten some chili sometime previously.
Reply:jewellery works ;)
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