What is a tomato minus a pear at 5:56pm on Thursday?

Added to a drive home to Moms?
What is a tomato minus a pear at 5:56pm on Thursday?
$3.21 and a half-eaten raspberry muffin. Touché, my friend. Touché.
Reply:Ya pervert, EVERYONE knows it's a kumquat.
Reply:Sounds like three strikes and a touchdown, as long as there are no weasels.
Reply:a lonely pear with no mater, in mamas face, late for dinner, on Thursday.
Reply:Actually the correct answer is eleventeen.
Reply:?
Reply:I'm not gonna lie to you - that's a healthy piece of real estate!
Reply:A drive by fruiting?

CyberNara
Reply:That's a tough one... ummmm.... okay it's either a spoon, a cheese grater or a lottery ticket... probably a cheese grater but it could be any of them.
Reply:MOM! HE FORGOT THE PEARS AGAIN!!!!





Pass the scotch.
Reply:A cucumber of course!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:It's a pomegranate waiting for a train.
Reply:It'll be 2/10ths of an apple pie heated to 70 degrees.
Reply:Its a tasty guacamole dip, duhhh!!!
Reply:One heck of a weekend?
Reply:Aquarius, but don't tell.
Reply:is this a serius question cause if it is then 3 and if it is not then your rich.
Reply:Day-do-run-run...day-do-run-run.
Reply:Dinner without desert, unsatifactory, therefore go to Moms for dinner.
Reply:Put down what you're smoking and call 911. Now.
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