What are would you do if you found a partridge in your pear tree?

expect the following to come/follow/arrive in order:



2 turtledoves

3 french hens

4 calling birds

5 gold rings

6 geese-a-laying

7 swans-swimming

8 maids-a-milking

9 ladies-dancing

10 lords-a-leaping

11 pipers-piping

12 drummers-drumming
What are would you do if you found a partridge in your pear tree?
I would be like cool and start singing the 12 days of Christmas.
Reply:i will take it
Reply:What if I don't have a pear tree?
Reply:What is a partridge?
Reply:look for 5 gold rings
Reply:Partridge Stew
Reply:Freak.

Because I dont have a pear tree....
Reply:Make pear-glazed partridge.
Reply:find some ladies dancing
Reply:I would pick a few of the pears and "prepare" the partridge for a DEEEE-Licious dinner... you know.. maybe some pears flambe? There's not a whole lotta meat on a partridge, so you have to stretch it with the rest of the dinner menu.





Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Reply:It's Danny Bonaduce, isn't it?
Reply:direct it towards the oven
Fillings

makeup powder